The Clock Crew

My attempt at Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim

ChipsAhoy — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 05:36:57 GMT

Trying out my new tablet made me do this.

ChipsAhoy — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 04:56:17 GMT

test

Vuvuzela — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:08:56 GMT

haven't been a post for a good while, seeing if forums are down due to this memory error.
If this post is successful then dont bother replying and let it die.

FUCKING IMPORTANT FLASH NEWS (also news flash)

SCSP — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:03:45 GMT

http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/09/a...tions-will-al/

this might mean the CS5 iphone packager is back in buisness guys.
combine this with the abillity to create native android apps and we could rule the world.

<3
SCSP

iOS Developement Guidelines Less Strict (Again!)

ScrewdriverClock — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:03:30 GMT

http://gizmodo.com/5633756/apple-to-...iew-guidelines

Looks like Flash CS5 users will be able to port over to iOS again! Glee~

Why is it that if you lick someones elbows and theyre not looking, they won't feel it?

EnglishClock — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:36:52 GMT

:confused:

Whoever spoiled the ME2 DLC for me just now

NINTY — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:48:58 GMT

Thanks a lot asshole.

I just realized something magical about sex

RibsClock — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:07:16 GMT

The reason they call it being "confused" is that the guy finds vaginas too confusing and complicated when all they want is a warm moist hole to put their penis in so they just go with dudes 'cause they have a couple of those without all the fancy knobs and curtains.

Guys I'm like, Kinsey. I'm a genius. This is friggin' scientific sociological dicknificent gold.

vanillacokeclock makes amazing music and is sort of famous

SilverCherryClock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:22:38 GMT

yeah so former clock vanillacokeclock, who made this thread about 2 years ago but is basically long gone, has become a decently successful maker of ambient bedroom pop music akin to deerhunter/atlas sound/etc under the name Foxes in Fiction

even pitchfork reviewed his album and gave it a decent score (yeah i know but still)
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/...-the-branches/

i found his music completely on accident and when i found out he was a former clock it blew me away. even if youre not into this style of music you have to admit that's pretty cool. i for one am totally in love with his stuff. heres a couple of his songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrssQkMW7SA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhF6rurVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41doLuKhn4M

Sigma is BACK!!!

Sigma — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:27:41 GMT

I would appear by the new layout that a LOT has changed since my hibernation.

Anyone care to fill me in, its been a year and a half.

Uwe Bolls next feature!

Poltergeist — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:15:47 GMT

Auschwitz

Yes, really:

http://chud.com/articles/articles/25...EWS/Page1.html

I Think My Bum is Going to Explode

Zen Micro Clock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:43:49 GMT

Yesterday morning I had coffee with some creamer in it (keep in mind that I'm lactose intolerant) followed by Indian food for lunch and finally a rather large order of nachos from Qdoba for dinner.

I think my bum is going to explode :(

Super Awesome : Box2D Flash Alchemy Port

SCSP — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:41:50 GMT

http://www.sideroller.com/wck/

Dungeons Or Dragons 6!! OMG

Prem Rawat — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 09:32:07 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547687 <-Holy carp i can't believe i actually did it!
WOO!

Sat's rant: vote 5

Pop-Tart Clock — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:21:34 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547661
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547661

Vote 5

The usual routine for a film will consist of 5-10 seconds of utterly unfunny material. I then ask my fellow clock to mass "fifen" this horrible excuse for a film; cheating the very system that was established by Newgrounds.